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I borrowed this from my friend Adrienne   
10:46pm 21/03/2006
 
mood: awake
LAYER ONE: ON THE OUTSIDE

Name: Joseph McPherson
Birth date: October 8th, 1982
Birth place: Petoskey, MI
Current Location: Mount Pleasant, MI.
Hair Color: Dirty-blonde.
Righty or Lefty: Right handed for the most part.

LAYER TWO: ON THE INSIDE

Your heritage: Polish, Scottish, Finnish, Ojibwe.
Shoes you wore today: My blue, gray, and white Riddells.
Your weaknesses: My friends.
Your fears: Being alone.
Your perfect pizza: Just bacon on it, delicious
Goal you'd like to achieve: Something.

LAYER THREE: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW

Your most overused phrase on AIM/MSN: "i see"
Your thoughts first waking up: "where are my jeans at."
Your best physical feature: Eyes.
Your bedtime: Between 1 and 3 am depending on the day
Your most missed memory: High school?

LAYER FOUR: YOUR PICK

Pepsi or Coke: Coke
McDonald's or Burger King: Burger King.
Single or group dates: Depends.
Adidas or Nike: Depends.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither
Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate.
Cappuccino or coffee: Neither.

LAYER FIVE: DO YOU / DID YOU?

Smoke: Briefly.
Cuss: Yeah, only when I'm angry.
Single: unfortunately yes.
Have a crush: No.
Think you've been in love: yes.
Liked high school: Yeah, don't remember much though.
Want to get married: Yes.
Believe in yourself: To an extent.
Get motion sickness: Nope.
Think you're attractive: yeah.
Think you're a health freak: No.
Get along with your parents: Yeah.
Like thunderstorms: Yeah.

LAYER SIX: IN THE PAST MONTH

Drank alcohol: of course.
Gone on a date: yeah.
Gone to the mall: yeah.
Been on stage: No.
Eaten an entire box of Oreos: yeah.
Eaten sushi: Nope, that is gross.
Been dumped: Rejected.
Gone skating: no.
Gone skinny dipping: no.
Stolen anything: no.

LAYER SEVEN: HAVE YOU EVER

Played a game that required removal of clothing: yea.
Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: yea.
Been caught "doing something": nope
Been called a tease: nope
Gotten beaten up: Sure, and i've kicked a lot of ass too.

LAYER EIGHT: GETTING OLDER

Age you hope to be married: 27?
Number of Children: two or three.
How do you want to die: Old and in my bed.
What music do you want played at your funeral? "Turn the Page", "Still the Same", and a bagpiper playing "Amazing Grace"
What do you want to be when you grow up: A teacher.


LAYER NINE: IN THE OPPOSITE SEX

Best eye color?: Matters not.
Best hair color?: Matters not.
Best Build? about my height, maybe a lil shorter and maybe a lil taller. Not too thin or too heavy.
Best first date location: A nice restaurant.
Best first kiss location: Breakwall at the Petoskey Waterfront.

LAYER TEN: IN THE NUMBERS

Number of people I could trust with my life: Less than 20.
Number of CD's I own: I've lost count.
Number of piercings: None.
Number of tattoos: Possibly one soon.
Number of other modifications: None.
Number of times my name has appeared in the Newspaper?: Don't recall.
Number of scars on my body: quite a few.
 
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A Declaration   
12:16pm 06/02/2006
 
mood: aggravated
Before i complete this declaration, let me fill you in on the circumstances that led to this declaration. I spent Friday night watchin a movie with two friends of mine, as I prepare to leave I notice she got an invite to a party thrown by my best friend. Now when I spoke to my best friend last, she told me she was going to be busy all weekend. Now she's throwing a party and I wasn't invited. I was pissed because I was lied to, not because I wasn't invited. So I called her the next day, got invited to go to the party, and did not mention how mad I was because I was lied to because I did not feel like being an asshole. So I end up getting a ride from my roomie to get myself some alcohol and I go to my friend's apartment. I knock a few times, no one hears so I try my friend's cell and she's not answering. Finally I get someone to answer and I find out my friend is passed out already and that because someone who I do not get along with is there, it is best I do not enter. Of course there are other friends of mine there but they do not offer me any help whatsoever, these people who I have helped out many times. So one of my friend's roomies tells me she'll call me the next day, which was yesterday, and guess what no call! There's the synopsis of the events, here's the declaration.

I, Joseph Michael McPherson, make this declaration. I no longer have any best friends here at Central Michigan University. I have plenty of friends, but none of you will be considered my best friend(s). I no longer feel the need to give someone that much trust when I am unable to get a miniscule amount of it back from a majority. There are a few people who are safe from my anger and from this entry and these names are of those here at Central. They are:
*Justin Roggenbuck
*Elizabeth Germain
*Lauren Hunt
*Todd Wood
*Mal Gafford
*Adrienne Dufina

As for the rest of my friends here at Central, if you have not made any efforts to understand what is going on then you are at a loss and need to find out. If you don't give a care anymore that's fine too but do not expect me to sit around waiting like a fool for you. I have had enough of being treated like an idiot and having my generous friendship repaid without anything remotely close to what could pass for friendship. I have given all of my friends significant portions of my time and only a few have shown me anything that reciprocates. No more. I wash my hands of the rest. That is all.
 
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I borrowed this from a friend, who stole it from a friend of hers   
11:54am 27/01/2006
 
mood: cheerful
music: "Will I" from Rent
Put down the names of the first 22 people that come to your mind and then answer the questions below.



1. Maggi Klynstra
2. Cheryl Bechtel
3. Nate Howell
4. Amanda Bernes
5. Justin Roggenbuck
6. Karen Nayback
7. Jessica George
8. Shannon Mann
9. Mitch Duty
10. Bill Burrell
11. Jessica McPherson
12. Karin Grant
13. Mal Gafford
14. Kassie Hammond
15. Meredith Rice
16. MSG(Ret.) David Worley
17. Katie Houghton
18. Tony Duty
19. Jodi Wetelainen
20. Samantha Chaves
21. Jennifer Hardy
22. Lauren Hunt


THE QUESTIONS:

How did you meet 14?
She's in the Queen's Guard with me.

What would you do if you had never met 6?
I'd not exist, she's my mom.

What would you do if 20 and 9 dated?
I'd likely think the world has been warped somehow because 20 is my surrogate little sis and 9 is my saracastic, cynical best friend/

Would 4 and 12 make a good couple?
Hell no, they're both girls and completely different.

Describe 8 in one word:
Talented

Tell me something humiliating about 17?
I do not know anything humiliating about her, sorry.

Do you know any of 4's family members?
I know her sister because we've hung out a few times.

What's 21's favorite color?
Army green, I guess.

What would you do if 18 just confessed they liked you?
I'd freak cuz he's a dude and like a brother to me

What language does 20 speak?
she speaks English but I believe she also speaks Spanish

What grade is 16 in?
he's an older gentleman, who just retired from the Army last year.

When's the last time you talked to 13?
A few days ago on IM.

What is 5's favorite band?
Tenacious D I believe.

Is 10 sexy?
He'd say he is, as would many of the women we know. He's my brother so of course he's sexy.

Would you ever date 1?
Yes I would, no doubt about it. But we're better off as friends

Is 11 single?
No she isn't

Would you ever want to be in a serious relationship with 2?
Nah, she's my friend and that's all.

What school does 3 go to?
CMU, he's my roomie.

Where does 15 live?
She's currently in El Paso, TX training to be an intel officer in the Army.

Are number 7 & 8 Best friends?
Just friends as well as roomies.

Do you like 22?
Yes I do, another surrogate little sister and a total sweetheart who's been there for me when I've needed someone. She's the best.
 
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Pray   
12:29pm 24/10/2005
 
mood: scared
My friend Robert Morales was in a car accident, he suffered head tramua and is being hospitalized at St. Mary's in Saginaw in critical condition. Please pray for him and his family. For those of you in ROTC, he is Mary Brewer's nephew. Please I beg of all of you, pray for him and his family.
 
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Something funny   
05:07pm 11/10/2005
 
mood: don't really know why
music: Star Wars music
The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDm)

Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet.

We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what.

Your exact opposite:
The 5-Night Stand

Deliberate Brutal Sex Master
On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.

More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, The Peach


Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating.
My profile name: joey_mac1982
 
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happy birthday to me   
12:28am 08/10/2005
 
mood: Today's my b-day!
music: A birthday song
Today is my 23rd birthday, leave me some love.
 
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Another Tag   
01:13am 01/06/2005
 
mood: chipper
music: A Flock of Seagulls
1) Total number of CDs I own: No clue, but if I had to guess....77
2) Last CD bought: Can't remember
3) Last CD played: A burnt CD my friend Jess made me
4) Five CDs that I listen to a lot or hold a lot of meaning for me:
A. The 2nd CD Jess burnt for me
B. The first CD Jess burnt for me
C. Either one of the CD Gio burnt for me
D. Bob Seger's Greatest Hits Vol. 1
E. The Very Best of Fleetwood Mac
5) Tag 5 friends to put this in their own journals:
Jess(didn't specify no tag backs)
Vincent
Justin
Mal
Katie


NO TAG BACKS! ;)
 
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Tag, yer it   
01:11am 01/06/2005
 
mood: wow
music: 50 Cent
1) Total number of films I own on DVD/video: Far too many VHS, one DVD that has mysteriously disappeared
2) The last film I bought: Kill Bill Vol. 1
3) The last film I watched: Star Wars Episode 2

a) In the theater?: Episode 3

b) On DVD?: Boogyman

4) Five films that I watch a lot or that mean a lot to me (in no particular order):

Star Wars Episodes 1,2,4-6
Kill Bill Vol. 1 and Vol. 2


5) Tag 5 people and have them put this in their journal
hmmm dont know five ppl on lj
Jess, Mal, Katie, Justin, and Jacquie
 
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Boredom+time=quizzes!   
02:37pm 22/03/2005
 
You scored as Butch. Congrats! You are Butch from Pulp Fiction. You are a prize fighter. You are a typical guy otherwise. You are very casual. You are mostly quiet. And despite you're very violent occupation, you are very sweet to those you love. You have a sense of humor. You like to be the hero.


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Butch

47%

Jackie Brown

34%

Mr. Orange

22%

O-Ren Ishii

22%

Jules Winfield

19%

Elle Driver

19%

Beatrix Kiddo

19%

Go Go Yubari

16%

Vincent Vega

13%

Ordell Robbie

13%

Mr. Pink

9%

Which Quentin Tarantino Character would you be?
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You scored as Shotgun. Bang! You need shotgun, because it can transform enemy into bloody spaghetti in no time. Maybe you've been played DOOM too much...

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Assault Rifle

63%

Shotgun

63%

Sniper Rifle

63%

Revolver

63%

Pistol

56%

Machinegun

44%

SMG

44%

What Firearm Fits You Best?
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You scored as Heman. By the power of GraySkull. . . you're the toughest guy to ever wear a loin cloth. Rock on Heman.

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Heman

17%

Thundercats

17%

Voltron

17%

Shera

17%

Strawberry Shortcake

0%

Smurf

0%

Transformers

0%

Which 1980's Cartoon Character are you?
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You scored as Ninja Assassin. You are a ninja! Master of stealth, you use your surroundings as your weapons. You may have been trained by studying with Shoulin Monks, or watching Jet Li movies exessively.

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Ninja Assassin

67%

Kitty Assassin

67%

Mortal Combat Assassin

50%

Senior Citizen Assassin

38%

Car Bomb Assassin

33%

What Kind Of Assassin Are You?
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You scored as yoda. You are Yoda. You're a very wise and practical green midget thingy. People underestimate you but that's okay, you can still kick their asses!

</td>

yoda

71%

darth vader

71%

luke

58%

han

29%

the emperor

29%

leia

25%

Which Star Wars Charectar Are You?
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You scored as katana. your not often outdoors and when you are, you are a show off sometimes, and people will lie or do anything to impress you so they can impress their other friends with you, your very vaaluble, and difficult in many ways.

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wakizashi

50%

katana

50%

tanto

45%

ninja sword

40%

musket

20%

what japanese sword are you?
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As you can see, I was bored.
 
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Well, it kinda makes sense   
06:40pm 01/03/2005
  folknik
You are a Folkie. Good for you.


What kind of Sixties Person are you?
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In time all things shall pass away....   
09:10am 23/02/2005
 
mood: thoughtful
music: Lots of songs from my collection
It's interesting, I sit here at a computer writing this while thinking about all the stuff I've seen occur thus far this year, and am still amazed. Things should be better, yet I can't help but feel they are worse. Me personally, I'm feeling like I haven't felt in a long time, and I have a few people to thank for that. Yet professionally, as both a cadet and officer in the BN and QG, I feel like I've failed. My loyalty to those I call friend has brought me into conflict with others, either directly or indirectly, and I feel the strain. Being with the people who I care about helps alleviate the stress, but it never goes away. So I deal like I always do, because if I wasn't being told things or helping my friends, then I'd have no life because my friends are my life. And like the assassin said in The Punisher, "In time all things shall pass away, in time you may come back someday. To live once more, or die once more. But in time your time will be no more."
 
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A new and improved Joe exists, hurray!   
10:07am 18/02/2005
 
mood: cheerful
music: "While My Guitar Gently Weeps"
Well, after talking to my mom and thinking about it, one of my dreams I had may have been what I needed to get over some stuff. Case in point, I found out how my friend feels about me, not the way I had hoped. The funny thing is usually I feel hurt but I didn't, I ACTUALLY DIDN'T GET UPSET! Wow, changes have come and I think I like them. Now there is someone else I like, who I'm contemplating pursuing. Hopefully she may be the one to actually say yes. We'll see

"I'm forever yours, faithfully."
 
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In the game of life, there is no room for error...but I'm making a little bit of room each day   
11:17am 17/02/2005
 
mood: curious
music: "Rainy Day Woman 12 & 35"
Well, over two weeks have passed since I posted anything on here. I'm currently pursuing an old friend, but at the moment I have absolutely no clue on how she feels and I have not yet had a chance to talk to her. The last few nights have been rough on me, sleep has not been plentiful and my dreams have been very strange. But I persevere because there is nothing else to do.

"When the world seems blue, all I have to do is look at you."
 
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The war is over...but the differences still exist   
01:24pm 02/02/2005
 
mood: contemplative
music: "There goes my Baby" by the Drifters
I had alluded to a war that was brewing, now it is no more. A person mightier than both factions squashed the war like a junebug, yet even he admitted that the feelings that led to such a conflict were not going to go away. We can try to bury them underneath everything else, but like an infected wound it will fester again. All I can hope is that a tenuous peace can exist for the time being. If not...well then we shall see, won't we.

"Stand by me"
 
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And so war comes......   
12:33pm 31/01/2005
 
mood: tired
music: "Spend Some Time with Me" by Eminem
It has been over a month since I last posted anything, and many things have changed. What was once a silent, almost subtle battle of wills between a friend of mine and someone else has now gone into the open. I need not post background on this, those who need to know already have a good idea. I have wondered for sometime how this all would go down, and I still have no idea. But the kid gloves are off, war has come and I know what side will be victorious.

"and so goes, and so it goes."
 
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On the edge of reason, can one find nirvana or just bad karma?   
02:05am 22/12/2004
 
mood: confused
music: "And So It Goes" by Billy Joel
Think I should seriously consider taking my emotional .357 Magnum and put a few new airholes in my emotions. If anyone agrees with me, let me know why, and if anyone disagrees let me know why.

Now I should give some background on why I feel like doing what I do. Early Tuesday morning, I had a discussion with a friend. My friend was depressed and feeling down and I, as a good friend, tried to comfort them. My attempts were rebuffed it seemed. She doesn't seem to value my friendship, she values her best friend's over me. That is not a problem but I really am trying to be her friend and not pine for her. So I feel upset that I am being brushed off and not being accepted. That's the background, make your decision.

"and so it goes, and so it goes."
 
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It's been awhile.....   
01:30pm 06/12/2004
 
mood: complacent
music: A mix of "Layla" and "Stairway" guitar solos
Been busy, so I haven't had the time to post anything. Nothing much changed, nothing stays the same, story of life right there. I've got class, finals begin next week, so I best be going.

"and so it goes, and so it goes."
 
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This is only the booze talking.....but sometimes that's best   
12:21am 31/10/2004
 
mood: and lonely
music: "Good Hearted Woman" by Waylon & Willie
It's 24:22 Sunday morning, and I am enjoying a few drinks with friends. Our college team beat our archrivals in overtime this afternoon, and I got to spend time with my friends which was cool. However, as seems to be the custom when I'm drinking and it always happens no matter what I try to do, I feel lonely. Even drinkin with friends brings this out in me, and that's not good. And because I do not feel like dealin with these demons right now, I will end this at that.

A man in search of something that seems to always elude him
 
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Life's been good to me so far..........   
01:31pm 28/10/2004
 
mood: awake
music: "I'm So Afraid" by Fleetwood Mac
Seems that life is treating me pretty good, all things considered. I finally told that girl how I felt about her, she isn't looking but we'll keep an open mind on the possibilites. First tim in awhile that a girl hasn't blown me off, and that is taking a little bit of getting used to. Today is my nephew Jairyd's birthday, my brother went to Virginia to give him his presents and wish him a happy birthday from myself and the rest of our family. A week from this coming Monday is my dad's birthday, I'll be heading to the UP a week from Saturday to give him a card and see him and the rest of my family. Well, business needs to be done so I needs to go. Hopefully people will leave comments.

"I'm so afraid, slip and I fall and I die."
 
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06:47pm 13/10/2004
  This is what superhero I am. If you guys wanna try it, here's the site.

www.liquidgeneration.com/quiz/superhero_quiz.asp


 
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